Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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