As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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