His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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