I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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