the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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