16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I want her autograph on my taint
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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