who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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