My nipple is on Facebook.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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