We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
