Porn is love you can see.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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