my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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