Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
How's work?
Spinning.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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