We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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