Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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