Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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