How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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