Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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