I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
