This girl is more easily done than said...
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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