So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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