I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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