i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
