You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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