david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Boobs speak an international language.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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