Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
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