I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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