You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Randomize