Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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