ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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