I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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