Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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