My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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