What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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