We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
how can u be prego again
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
whose parrot is this?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I don't want my vagina anymore.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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