If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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