Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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