Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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