it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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