I got chris browned last night
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Actions speak louder than pants.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
