it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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