talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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