And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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