Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
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