When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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