Do you still have your period?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Randomize