your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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