good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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