if you like me you must not know who I am
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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