I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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