The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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