my vag is so smooth its legendary
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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