is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Randomize
