Im at strip club and am horny
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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