I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
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