; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Randomize
