there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
