I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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