Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
wow bdsm is so cute
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