I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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