The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
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