what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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