Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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